All-I-Can-Eat! This Saturday, September 22, 2007 at 11AM PST on KCRW 89.9FM or at KCRW.COM. You Can Always Go Back for Seconds.

All You Can Eat!

(Prince Markie Dee): $3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I'm a stuff my face to a funky beat!
(Kool Rock-Ski): We're gonna walk inside, and guess what's up?
Put some food on my plate and some Coke in my cup
(Prince Markie Dee): Give me some chicken, franks and fries
And you can pass me a lettuce, I'm a pass it by
(Kool Rock-Ski): So keep shovelin' (Ha!) onto my plate
Give me some sweets and lots of cake
(Prince Markie Dee): Give me some hot macaroni and cheese!
(The Human Beat Box): Give me some more food PLEASE!!!
(Kool Rock-Ski): Give me some baloney, salami and ham
Toast with butter and strawberry jam
(Prince Markie Dee): I love it whether the food is cold or hot
Put a burger on the plate and it'll hit the spot
(Kool Rock-Ski): We'll eat everything, an incredible feat
$3.99 for all you can eat!

Evan Kleiman, host of KCRW’s Good Food, let’s me regurgitate my wild and woeful tales of the all-you-can-eat buffet. Hope you’re very, very hungry.

Listen in Saturday, September 22, 2007 at 11AM Pacific Standard Time (PST) in Southern California on 89.9FM KCRW.

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Read the original All-U-Can-Eat Hell story here!