Mermaid Sushi Banned in California. PETA half applauds decision. Joins Foie Gras, Blowfish & Shark Fin on Illicit Eats List.

You can look but you can't eat...

Mermaids are real in case you're wondering. Yeti and Sasquatch are just about extinct because they have a very porky taste to them and make great sausages. Mermaids possess a just about perfect blend of oceanic and chicken flavors. Exotic yet familiar. Humany and fishy. Not that you'll ever know. They're illegal. I'm not saying I've ever tasted one. I'm not saying anything, really.


Watch where you put that wasabi!