Indiana Jones and the Temple of Food (and Booze)! Walt Disney World to Open Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar in the Fall. Hey, Dr. Jones, No Time For Lunch!

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Artist rendering of future Indiana Jones themed restaurant and bar.

Indy, why does the floor move?

Maybe you had one too many pisco sours.

Although there'll be no chilled monkey brains for dessert aka "Primate Parfait" or "Cristpy Coleoptera"— those fresh beetles that made my mouth water but everyone else's sealed as tight as a voodoo doll—at the Indiana Jones-themed Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar, there will be food selections crafted more for the mainstream palate (yawn) like "Air Pirates Everything Pretzels" and "Rolling Boulder Meatballs." I'll take the extra-large, life-sized "Rolling Boulder Meatball", please.

This latest Disney eatery is named after the pilot who helps Indiana Jones escape all those angry, short-shorts wearing natives at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark. It's scheduled to open this fall at Walt Disney World in Florida. (WDW always gets the cool places first!)

Now if we get a Club Obi Wan here in Anaheim, all will be forgiven. Let's make that happen!

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