Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy No Longer in Love, But on the Grill—They're Still a Hot Couple!

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Till death or someone greener do us part…

By now I'm sure you've heard that after almost 40 years together, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy will no longer be romantically entwined. However, sources say the amphibious-porky duo will still be professionally involved on the small screen ("The Muppets"/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC).

Seriously, of all the Hollywood couples, I thought these two love puppets had a shot at making it to the "till death do us part" part. Now Kermie and Piggy are just another statistic of anti-matrimony. If they can't make it work, then who can?

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Delicious embrace that is "Kermie & Piggy 4EVER."

Well, in my mind, they're still a hot couple, but on the grill, they're even hotter! Let us all keep the love of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy burning red hot with this savory, smoky delight. It's pig on frog action that begets deliciousness. Perhaps it was always a love that should remain unspoken but definitely should be eaten. I love frog legs. I love bacon. I lust the bacon-wrapped frog legs combo I call "Kermie & Piggy 4EVER!" Enjoy the hell out of 'em!