Deep End Dining

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Mar 10, 2010

Mark Gold wants to Heal the Bay and Kill the Hump.

I figured I’d better get this post up before The Hump Restaurant is permanently shuttered. Apparently Mark Gold, president of Heal the Bay, has asked that Santa Monica City Attorney, Marsha Moutrie’s office look into revoking the embattled sushi restaurant’s business permit. The Hump restaurant in Santa Monica, CA, has been accused of selling whale meat which is against federal law. Charges have yet to be made. (Story link here.)

Mr. Gold’s mission: Put The Hump out of business for good. Kick the entire staff, from dishwashers to management, out on the street in this the worst recession in U.S. history (even worse in the restaurant sector). Screw ‘em all, especially the dishwashers because they were probably the whale sushi ringleaders anyway. Don’t be fooled by their minimum wage paychecks.

Frightening how some of the more extreme wing of the “save all of God’s creatures great and small” movement end up destroying as much as they believe they save. It is in fact a zero sum game for them. Might as well blow up an abortion clinic. Sure, different wing but same Machiavellian principle of "the ends justify the means".

Mr. Gold, is it possible, perhaps, to have your punitive lust be more laser focused rather than dropping a cluster bomb or napalming to holy hell the natives down below?

Is it possible to fine The Hump and punish specifically the individual or individuals involved rather than destroy the livelihood of innocent people who have nothing to do with the selling of illegal whale meat? After all, we are talking about real people who are innocent of any wrong doing just like we are talking about an innocent whale.

Even if one doesn’t eat the endangered, it clearly isn’t enough for this faction. I eat some crazy stuff. It’s well known. However, I don’t and have never consumed anything endangered. Anyone I know can tell you that.

Apparently that’s not enough for some people and they clearly would rather see me or my children meet our maker than something lower on the food chain like a lobster. Nice. Threats to my kids. I’m not showing that particular threat because I’d rather not revisit it.

I’m not accusing people like Mark Gold or the filmmakers of The Cove of emailing this to me, but I betcha they just might run with people who would.

Anonymous said...

“You are seriously sick and the epitome of what is wrong with the world. I hope you somehow get cooked and eaten alive. Slowly. In fact I'm gonna put up a nice reward for anyone who can do the same to you as you do to the animals. Just wait bitch, lots of people will do it with a smile on their face. Just like you when you eat.”


Got that one after my appearance on KABC Eyewitness News. Ironically, part of that news segment was shot at The Hump. I don't know of any carnivorous foodie who'd leave that comment on anyone's blog.

Dear anonymous: if you continue to go down this path, don’t be surprised when you end up on the sting end of making email threats. FYI: Sending threatening emails or messages through the internet using instant messages or other means, is a federal crime in the United States. Statute 18 U.S.C. § 875(c) states: Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. (P.S. I got all your IP info, et al.)

So, Mr. Gold, there's a lot of housecleaning to do everywhere you look.

To be perfectly clear, I don’t condone the consumption of endangered things, animal, plant or mineral. Simple as that.

I also don’t condone hypocrisy. If anyone claims to value life, then value life. Once you start to pick and choose whose life is worthy, you’re playing God. And, I’m pretty confident in saying that Mark Gold is no deity, other than in his own mind.

Mar 9, 2010

Santa Monica's The Hump Sushi Restaurant in a Whale of Trouble. Accused of Selling Whale Meat to Customers. From NYTimes.

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I consider Brian Vidor, proprietor of The Hump and Typhoon, a friend of mine. His sushi restaurant The Hump has been accused of selling whale meat to customers. The sale of marine mammals violates federal law. No charges have yet been made although authorities say charges may be pressed by this week. I wish him the best of luck on his current legal woes.

I've eaten things that were or are illegal but not endangered like fugu aka poison blowfish, raw chicken, etc. I'm okay with that. Usually the banned item has been outlawed by the food police for the good of the public e.g., certain raw milk or unpasteurized cheeses. So it's at your own risk if you decide to skirt the law and consume it. Cool.

I, however, personally do not eat anything endangered. The type of whale meat being investigated in this incident is from the Sei whale, a baleen whale, and it is currently listed as endangered by the U.S. government National Marine Fisheries Service under the U.S. Endangered Species Act.

Read the New York Times piece for complete details on this local incident of a global scale.

Mar 4, 2010

Eddie Lin's Extreme Cuisine Book Signing. Saturday, March 6th. 1PM to 3PM. The Annex, 2204 N. Main St. Santa Ana, CA.

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(cartoon credit: toothpastefordinner.com)

I've been to lots of book signings in my life: John Bradshaw, Armistead Maupin, Martin Yan and even Terry McMillan (the last one at a CostCo of all places). But, I've never been to my own, that is, until this Saturday when I'll be having my very own book signing event for my first book Extreme Cuisine at The Annex in Santa Ana, CA.

To be perfectly honest, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. The only thing I know is that I'll need to have a Sharpie to sign some books. Maybe I'll be expected to scribble something nice, maybe something clever, and finally sign my name. I've been practicing sketching my signature so that it'll look more like Walt Disney's rather than Ted Kaczynski's. A shrewd move, I think.

Gustavo Arellano, my host and friend, has given me some great tips on book events, and he should know since he's done plenty of these signings and talks. Believe you me, the guy can talk, and that's pretty much his advice, just keep talking. Keep talking and be myself. Don't be like what I think an "author" should act like. (That's too bad because I recently scored a really cool tobacco pipe and matching sweater and I think I managed to fake a decent English accent.)

So there it is. Just be me. I think I can handle that. And I hope to see you there!

Also, you can learn more about my book and how it came to fruition from my latest interview with Evan Kleiman on KCRW's Good Food show. Listen in this Saturday, March 6th at 11AM on KCRW 89.9FM in Southern California or online at KCRW.com.

Then join me for my Extreme Cuisine Book Signing and Chat. I'll have copies of the book for sale as well as some samples of weird food for those bold enough to push their gustatory limits. We'll also have the Los Hermanos Lonchera sin Fronteras taco truck out front selling Sonoran hot dogs and massive burritos. You'd be nuts to miss this.

Extreme Cuisine Book Signing and Chat
The Annex
2204 N. Main St.
Santa Ana, CA, 92706
(714) 836-8727

Feb 22, 2010

Alex Chu & the World's Biggest Dim Sum Cart! Introducing Dim Sum Truck. Los Angeles Wide.

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To the rescue! Kinda like the AAA Tow Truck but tastier!

There was a time when I was very young and full of questions and one day, while eating dim sum with my family at our favorite dim sum palace, I decided to ask some of those questions.

"Mama," I inquired with some reticence and carefully timed my query between her eager bites of siu mai, "Why isn't Santa Claus real?"

She responded, while reaching for the tea kettle, disgusted to discover that not a drop of chrysanthemum was left inside and then flipped up the kettle's top and waved over one of the vested employees, "Santa Claus isn't real because he's not."

This type of circular reasoning was very effective on me at that age, so I moved on.

Why isn't there an Easter Bunny?

Because that's not real too.


Why is the sky blue?

Because that's the color of the sky.

Then, the restaurant manager stopped by our table to let us know that the dim sum service would end by 2pm.

I looked over to my mom and wondered aloud, "Why don't they serve dim sum at night?"

The shrimp in the har gow Mama was chewing suddenly lodged in her throat, but somehow she managed to squeeze out the following, "Are you stupid?! Who serves dim sum at night? Nobody! Dim sum is only for the day time. That's just how it is. That's how it always will be. You're a crazy child! I can't believe you're my son!"

Well, Mama, if you're reading this, that's all about to change!

Dim sum, as you, I and the world know it, is going to be turned on its head, and an entrepreneurial guy named Alex Chu and his Dim Sum Truck are going to do the turning.

Yes, I know it's another food truck but this one hits me at a gut level! It had me at "har gow". I love dim sum like Tiger Woods loves, uh, er, ahem, Gatorade, yeah, Gatorade.

Alex Chu's Dim Sum Truck is like a culinary cavalry coming to the rescue of those Westside hamlets deprived of convenient dim sum access for far too long. No need for non-Chinese language speakers to hike all the way to the San Gabriel Valley only to be intimidated by ornery dim sum cart ladies who try to hustle the rainbow Jell-O with umbrella to dim sum naifs. (That's what I call "Dumb Sum". Don't fall for it!)

The Dim Sum Truck welcomes the uninitiated and the novice and embraces them all warmly like wonton wrappers around a lump of ground pork and chopped shrimp. But the life-long Lazy Susan jockey won't be left out either.

What really sends me over the moon is that dim sum will no longer be exposed exclusively to, as Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber would put it, "the garish light of day." The shackles have come off the sui mai. It can now be enjoyed at night along with all of the other nocturnal delights.

This is no simple feat. Unlike many of the other food trucks taking up LA curb estate, the Dim Sum Truck's offerings of dumplings, buns, fun and feet need to be completely or mostly cooked before the gigantic dim sum cart lands. Dim sum is complex stuff, involving a few cooking methods and a dizzying array of ingredients. (When was the last time you made dim sum at home from scratch? And not just a fistful of har gow, but the whole enchilada?) It is certainly not a matter of slapping a bunch of seasoned protein in between an envelope of carbs, whatever those may be. And the fact that there hasn't been a dim sum truck until now is no surprise.

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Dim sum networking.

Alex Chu is a soft-spoken, young guy who comes from a restaurant background. In fact, he's even hawked dim sum as a cart pusher up in a San Jose Asian fusion restaurant. A recent graduate of USC in International Relations and Entrepreneurship, Alex recruited the help of family friends to seek out dim sum chefs, and he resourcefully harnessed the talents of his friends to put together elements of the business from the Chinese "stone seal" style logo to his marketing materials.

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Stuffed silly siu mai.

Alex invited me for a complimentary tasting of his truck's dim sum selections. Dim sum translated means "to light the heart". He wasted no time and busted out the classics. Siu mai, the pork and shrimp dumpling, perhaps the most popular of all the "heart lighters", the Dim Sum Truck's rendition is bloated (and I don't mean that in a TMI way). This siu mai is plump with seasoned ground pork, chopped shrimp, water chestnuts and topped with a smidgen of crab roe. The moist, chewy and slighty crunchy textures are just as rewarding as its savory and fragrant filling. Even the deep yellow wonton wrap stood out as something more substantive than that of the standard siu mai. This siu mai is meaty through and through and, I'll even go as far as saying, the most satisfying siu mai I've eaten in the States or abroad.

Accompanying and enhancing many of the different dumplings is the Dim Sum Truck's secret sauce made up of granulated garlic, oyster sauce, chili garlic sauce and only Alex knows what else.

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Huge har gow. Who you calling "shrimp"?!

The first thing I noticed when Alex handed me a serving of the har gow (the shrimp dumpling) was the size. Big. Larger than your average har gow. The shrimp's sweet and savory flavors juxtaposed with the bamboo shoot's slight pungency were enough to, well, light my heart via my stomach. Har gow is easily flubbed due to its temperamental tapioca-wheat wrapper, these were masterfully executed and generously portioned.

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Peek-A-Buns! Baby loves the baked BBQ pork buns.

However, when the baked BBQ pork buns came out, I noticed the lack of a glaze on the bun's top making it seem more like a roll. The filling was proper: Chinese BBQ pork, mostly sweet and a bit salty. But, that satisfyingly sticky, sweetness of the glaze detracted from the bun's authenticity. The good news is that it's an easy fix.

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Gluttonous...

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...and glutinous.

I love zongzi, the famous sticky rice filled with either savory or sweet ingredients and wrapped with bamboo or lotus leaves. It's also known as a Chinese tamale. The Dim Sum Truck uses lotus leaves giving it a fantastically fresh fragrance. A calculated combination of salted pork chunks, sweet Chinese sausage (xiang tsong), dried shrimp and slivers of Chinese mushroom maximize the heady bouquet of flavors. This is a quality zongzi, probably good enough to toss into the Miluo River.

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Puffy but not stuffy.

Although I'm not a big fan of the steamed chicken bun, the Dim Sum Truck conjures up a good one with tender pieces of chicken and a powerful infusion of ginger giving the bun a nice bright burst of flavor. Unlike the har gow and siu mai, however, the filling in this bun is on the anemic side and could stand a good beefing up. Again, it's a simple fix.

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Have your turnip cake and eat it too.

Keeping with the generous portioning, the fried turnip cake is hefty. Dotted with dried shrimp, it is tasty, dense and will fill you up quickly. Save this one for near the end of your meal.

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See right through the deliciousness.

There are specialty items that the Dim Sum Truck will scrawl on its menu board on a daily basis. This day's featured item was the shrimp and chive dumpling. Sealed in a crystalline wrapper, the chunks of shrimp and bits of chive peer through the translucence as if they were frozen in ice. The ingredients are so fresh that they almost overpower each other, but that's a battle where you'll end up as the winner.

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It looks like a duck and tastes like a duck, but it's not really a Peking duck.

What would an LA food truck be without its own signature fusion taco? Yep, the Dim Sum Truck has its own and it is pretty awesome. It's the Peking duck taco. Loaded with good and fresh ingredients, it's mostly consistent with the classic presentation of Peking duck except without the steamed Mandarin "pancakes". In this version, a corn tortilla is used instead of the bready pancake.

The glaring problem is that the Peking duck taco contains no Peking duck. Duck, yes, but not Peking duck. A more accurate description of this duck would be a Chinese roasted duck. Peking duck's preparation is a complex, time consuming and expensive one. This is largely how the orgasmically crispy and succulent duck skin is achieved. The Dim Sum Truck takes a kitchen torch to the skin right before serving, hoping to replicate the crispy skin of a Peking duck. Unfortunately, this method only accomplishes in burning off the fat, oil and, alas, flavor, leaving limp duck skin. A Chinese roasted duck taco can be just fine, just add some orange duck sauce with a little chili and your fusion taco is complete.

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Torchtarts.

People who know me know that I'm not a dessert guy. However, the few sweets I do enjoy come in the form of dim sum. The egg custard tart and the sesame ball being two of my favorites.

The Dim Sum Truck's egg custard tart has an ostentatious crème brulée appearance on its surface for which Alex Chu's trusty kitchen torch is responsible. However, there is no hard coating on the tart like on a crème brulée, only caramelization. This isn't a traditional way to present the tart, but it does intensify the sweetness. The crust is a little crumbly and not as firm and toasty as I prefer. It was possibly under baked. However, my wife had no complaint about the crust.

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Open sesame...ball.

Aesthetically the lotus sesame ball was spot-on. Internally, the lotus paste is not my favorite kind of guts for the sesame ball to have, I prefer the red bean paste because it's sweeter. My issue may even be visual. I find the contrast of the dark red bean paste against the oily tan shell to be, well, sexier. The filling was woefully lacking here as well. But I didn't mind so much since at that point I was as stuffed as one of the truck's siu mais.

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No need to push this cart, baby, cuz we got horses under the hood!

With the normal kinks of a new business that naturally need to be worked out, the Dim Sum Truck is well on its way to lighting the hearts of dim sum lovers all over Southern California with its fresh, high quality and generously portioned food.

One standout omission on the Dim Sum Truck that saddened me a little was the chicken feet or phoenix talons. It's my absolute favorite item at dim sum service. It's also my most reliable measure of a good dim sum restaurant. Alex assures me that chicken feet are coming soon. He also promises that the Dim Sum Truck's night service will be starting in the near future, "Staying open as late as people want us to."

Hear that, Ma? Chicken feet dim sum late at night. Who says there's no such thing as Santa Claus.

Dim Sum Truck Official Website

Follow the Dim Sum Truck on Twitter: @dimsumtruck.